Ian MacKaye = Still Alive

So apparently there are rumors (i.e. an edited Wikipedia page) that Ian MacKaye died at a Fugazi show in New Jersey, and was then rushed to a hospital in…wait for it…Baltimore. Apparently some people find this to make total sense and started spreading the word all over the internet/media. Either way, Ian MacKaye is happy to report that he is still alive and kicking. Don’t believe everything you still read, kids.