The Shit List: Millionaires

Dear Parents and/or fans of the “latest craze,”

Boy, do I have some can’t-fail advice for you! Run to the nearest Best Buy and buy buy BUY everything from the fantastic “group” Millionaries. Share it with everyone you love! The group’s super-duper-fucking-fantastic tunes provide a reminder of the important things in life—getting a fuck ton of money, getting laid like cats in heat and becoming a soulless commodity. Rejoice! No thank you necessary. Pleasure your ear drum with “Alcohol.”

Love,

The Music Industry.

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