M4W: Hot Girl Who Loves Radiohead, Flea, Nerds

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LADIES! The line forms to the left for this smooth operator on Craiglist. Get to it!

“So Thom Yorke is playing with his new band, Atoms For Peace, at Roseland Ballroom on Tuesday April 6th.

I was lucky enough to score an pair of tickets, but now I need to find a date for the show. So girls, if you are dying to go to this show, please send me a message telling me a bit about yourself. Please be sure to include a picture or two. All I am looking for is a hot girl who has an open mind and is ready to party…

I promise that I am attractive and not a creeper. I’ve never done this sort of thing before, but think it could be fun (or a funny story, at the very least).

Thom + Flea + You + Me = ? “

Since I know you are ripping your god damn skin off in anticipation, follow this link for a one way ticket to paradise.

Tell ‘em RAAAAAAAAAAAANDY!