The Coaster Corner: Weezer - “Red Album”
Words can not properly describe how bad the new Weezer record is. But I’m sure you already know this. Why do we keep getting tricked by a band who hasn’t released a great album in twelve years? It seems as though Rivers spends more time growing a mustache then writing lyrics these days. Somebody needs to break his heart so he can write some good tunes again. But seriously, I think he’s completely given up on writing. A sample of his recent “poetry:” “Act 2, I hit the big time. And bodies be all up on my behind. And I can’t help myself because I was born to shine. And if you don’t like it, you can shove it. But you don’t like it, you love it.”
We will shove it, Rivers. Shove these piece of crap record you keep unleashing in a landfill! Yeah, take that. We give up! That is, until you release another record and we are tricked, yet again, into checking it out.
