Dear Italy,

Your country is absolutely beautiful. Seriously something to behold. I’d love to go back someday and experience it all again. BUT SERIOUSLY, do you have to play the most obnoxious american pop music over and over until ears start to bleed? LMFAO and Black Eyed Peas? Mother of god.

Actually, maybe it’s not your fault. I mean afterall, we are the country responsible for this god awful racket. Ok, ok. It’s fine. I forgive you. Your food is just too delicious.

Let’s refocus.

Fuck you Fergie. And who names their group LMFAO. LOL! 4reaaalllz.

Love,

Matt

The Shit List was created because of these guys. So, we must pay tribute and their festival. Thank you assholes. ROAD TRIP!

One listen of Set Your Goals‘ This Will Be The Death Of Us and it has already been deleted from my iTunes. The band’s first record was mildly cheesy but yet mildly enjoyable pop punk. The band’s second record, however, is an over-the-top shitfest. Sample lyric: “Yo, I need to get my smoothie on, dawg.”

The part that really got me ROFLOLing (that’s how you kids in your neon shirts say it , right?) was the guest appearance of Haley of Paramore, where the music halts and she exclaims “Yo, Yo can I get in on this!” The band responds in gang vocals with a “Hell Yeah!” She then proceeds to do this weird tough guy rapping, hardcore impersonation. Hilarious.

Hopefully the album’s title foreshadows their career. Zing!

Dear Parents and/or fans of the “latest craze,”

Boy, do I have some can’t-fail advice for you! Run to the nearest Best Buy and buy buy BUY everything from the fantastic “group” Millionaries. Share it with everyone you love! The group’s super-duper-fucking-fantastic tunes provide a reminder of the important things in life—getting a fuck ton of money, getting laid like cats in heat and becoming a soulless commodity. Rejoice! No thank you necessary. Pleasure your ear drum with “Alcohol.”

Love,

The Music Industry.

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